In the final installment of the Harry Potter films, Severus Snape reveals his lifelong love of Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a Lord of the Rings fan. And that's totally cool.
Buffy traded in her stakes for an iPod. Nothing pierces the heart like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber wrote the Never-Ending Story of my heart.
John Connor was just a decoy. Justin Bieber is the only hope in the fight against the machines.
Justin Bieber knows what the three seashells are for.
In the next installment of National Treasure, Nic Cage will have to find Justin Bieber.
Michael Jackson died early because, There Can Be Only One...King of Pop.
Bayside High School recently removed all their bells. They realized they only needed to be Saved by the Bieber.
Justin Bieber loves the smell of Justin Bieber in the morning.
Justin Bieber knew all along that Bruce Willis was a ghost.
Justin Bieber hated Avatar before you did.
Bieber's is the only music Enya can relax to.
You must be this tall for Justin Bieber to cast his spell on you.
On a scale of 1 to Bieber, Global Warming is a 2.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber who?
Seriously man, did you grow up in a cave?!?
Like Sampson, Justin Bieber's hair is the source of his power. Unlike Sampson, Justin Bieber's hair is untouchable.
Justin Bieber's Zodiac sign is a Liger.
Justin Bieber can fly. Only he's too down to earth to show off.
Justin Bieber's solution to the debt ceiling crisis: Disco Ball.
Justin Bieber wants world peace. And Justin Bieber always gets what he wants.
Justin Bieber has a face that launched a thousand hits.
Kate Middleton secretly wishes she'd married Justin Bieber. So does Prince William.
The Mayans predicted Justin Bieber would drop it like it's hot. They went extinct just to make sure it came true.
Ben Franklin thought he discovered electricity. Little did he know it was just the twinkle in Justin Bieber's eye.
What does an agnostic insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if Justin Bieber exists.
Justin Bieber's love for his mother is the secret ingredient.
Justin Bieber is the cause of and solution to Bieberfever.
Enrique Iglesias is Spanish for "not Justin Bieber."
Justin Bieber can open pickle jars with his smile.
Justin Bieber doesn't watch TV. It watches him.
When Justin Bieber plays scrabble, everybody wins.
Justin Bieber found the cosine of the Bermuda Triangle.
Justin Bieber can sing the last digit of Pi.
Cupid hung up his bow on November 11, 2009. He knew better than to compete with the Bieb.
Justin Bieber once tripped on stage just to make people think he's not perfect. No he didn't.
God wears Justin Bieber perfume.
(this is the glowier version...wasn't sure which I liked more)
Justin Bieber is to awesome as awesome is to ninjas with Justin Bieber tattoos.
Justin Bieber has never lost a game of rock, paper, scissors. Bieber covers nouns.
Justin Bieber's jet travels at the speed of awesome.
If Justin Bieber isn't dancing; neither am I.
Justin Bieber smells like fresh-baked cookies made by actual elves.
Justin Bieber can text WITH HIS MIND.
Every time Justin Bieber Googles himself, a kitten is born.
Justin Bieber let the dogs out. And he'd do it again.
If Justin Bieber sang "Memory," Cats would be infinity times better.
Justin Bieber made the Double Rainbow.
Justin Bieber found the Fountain of Youth. It's him.
No one has played six degrees of Justin Bieber. Six degrees of Justin Bieber boils water.
Justin Bieber doesn't do drugs. But they want to do him.
Justin Bieber can kill two birds with one song.
Justin Bieber makes it rain - love.
What makes Mark Zuckerberg angrier: The fact that Google created Google+ or that Justin Bieber won't put him in his circle?
These were misc. pieces related to the news but not actual Biebisms